Retirement Poems, Quotes

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 Retirement: The time in your life when time is no longer money.

The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time.

The key to a happy retirement is to have enough money to live on, but not enough to worry about.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ~Gene Perret

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You no longer have to punch a time clock
You can now do
what you want
when you want
anytime you want.  

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As a retiree your greatest frustration
will be not being able to complete all the things
you had planned to do t
hat don't need to get done in the first place.

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When a man reaches retirement, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. Chi Chi Rodriguez

When you reach retirement, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired.

One of the problems of retirement is that it gives you more time to read about the problems of retirement.

Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money.